Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Lady Crack Rock Returns

Lady Crack Rock returns and this time she brought a few friends! We always love having repeat characters on this site and Lady Crack Rock has been kind enough to introduce us to a few new characters, just like a good movie sequel should. We'll get to them in a minute, but first, let us not forget our main protagonist. Lady Crack Rock.

In this first picture, you can see that smokin' crack was a little more important that making sure her dress wasn't caught in the door. Oh, and the handicap sticker is an added bonus.


Lady Crack Rock.

Remember those bitter beer face commercials? Well, so does she.

This is her Boyfriend, or son, or maybe both. Who the hell knows. But as you can guess this guy is a true number all on his own.

This is another wonderful addition to our website, Crack Head Bob. I guess he stops by pretty often and hopefully when can get some more coverage or him. Here is trying to borrow a crack pipe from Lady Crack Rock and her boyfriend/son.

Later, Crack Head Bob shows us his sportin' shopping cart. As comfortable as it seems I don't think the color matches his gyms shorts over his jeans look. He must still be morning over Michael Jackson death being that he only wears one glove at a time. The water heater isn't his but he wanted it to be and was hoping he could sell it away as his and collect money from some food (aka drugs). Before he took off I saw this guy pick up an old cigarette butt from the ground and lit it up like it was his own.

Well, the fun can't last forever. Lady Crack Rock walks away into the sunset with her pouch named Budweiser (literally, the dogs name is Budweiser). So, I wonder is the cats name Natural Ice?

Will Lady Crack Rock ever return? And what adventures will she bring with her next time?

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Crack Kills!

Today's lesson comes from D.A.R.E. and the message is, "Crack Kills."


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Friday, May 21, 2010

Rooster Returns!

Rooster is back! Again, sporting his shopping cart, today he wears a new set of flowers and he also brought a song and dance. At various moments, when he wasn't combing out his beard, he sang his own rendition of Johnny Cash's "Satisfied Mind." Afterward he started a competition against a digital scale to see whether he could out guess the weight of water. The Rooster was defeated, but that didn't stop him from celebrating a victory. The next song remained the same. Long live the Rooster.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Epic Fail of the Week


Rooster!

Apparently, this guy stops by fairly often and will become a regular on the site. Supposedly he drives a Corvette, but today he was sporting a shopping cart. He also sings!


Our First Canidate: This one is a keeper!

This one didn't have teeth, but she does have an awesome pair of socks and a styling bow in her hair. Not sure what she is digging for in that bag. Maybe a crack rock.