This is so weird that he's creeping me out. Yesterdays attempt to get good pictures of Lester the Molester didn't work out so well. This time I stuck to the guns, and I finally acquired the images to warrant calling this guy a molester. Just look below and see those eyes staring at you. Yeah, you feel a little dirty don't you. Me too.
Take look at the video below. One thing I've noticed is how every time he looks at one of the girls in the office he gets this smile on his face like a type of sodomy just entered his mind. I left the camera rolling a little after he left so that you get a chance to hear what the ladies in the office thing of this guy.
A did a little searching online. Aparently, Lester has attacked before. The victims have a little PA anouncement for everyone to listen to.
An epic moment bestowed on us yesterday. After recording the Dancing Queens I decided that the next time I see Rooster, he would be next on the list. Well, later that day The Rooster stepped in and he didn't seem to mind at all that I was recording him. This guys is sure to be a hit. The short-shorts, the hat, that shirt, and the air guitar. It's all Rooster baby.
So, People of Ogden is proud to present to you - The Rooster!
The deal is, is that Rooster brought by a shopping cart full of junk to send in. But while he walked away the forklift driving accidentally tipped over the cart and all of Roosters stuff went everywhere. Rooster wasn't too happy, he punched the fence behind him several times (epic fail on my part for not getting it on tape), and then proceeded to bitch at the driver. Rooster was able to get his stuff back into order, but according to him the chair in the background cost him $8,000. And supposedly he bought the shopping cart for $400. He also has stock in the new Winco that opened up down the street. He also, claims that he owns a home.
Lady Crack Rock and boyfriend/son prove to be our most valuable customers. The stopped back in looking for a vehicle that can pass inspection and make multiple trips around town to sell crack with.
Murna, a.k.a. Lady Crack Rock, doesn't look to happy. Sorry, Murna. We don't sell drugs here but if you go out back you might be able to find a used pair of dentures for that mug.
I think that trunk is big enough to fit a few children in.
