Hair Fail: WTF

Damn! Look at that hairdo!

Epic Fail: Reader Submission

As if we didn't already know?

An avid read sent me this picture while they were shopping at Wal-Mart. You would think that a sign like this wouldn't be necessary, being that most people purchase Bud Light because it is an alcoholic beverage. But apparently, not enough people have figured that out in Utah to a point that seems to be a need for a sign that basically states the obvious.

Most people in Utah are extremely ignorant. Perhaps, if they tried shopping on all seven days of the week, instead of closing on Sundays, they would have a chance to educate themselves on the culture that lives around them.

Walmarts in Ogden

WTF?

I tried and half failed at taking a picture of this lady, but to my credit she was talking to me at the same time. Check out the two different styels that she is sporting. On one hand she is wearing a biker shirt and shorts, and just to make sure we don't mistake for a dike she sports a umbrella for her feminine side.

WTF?

To be fair, I didn't see this guy in Ogden, UT. I took a little road trip and stopped inside a Harley Davidson store in Kentucky. They have a lot of stuff in there, mostly a giant display of all things leather and manly. But then I saw this old guy wearing the shortest shorts possible for that state. Looks like he might be the Rooster of Kentucky.

Jake the Snake

Check out Boy Genius here walking around with a snake hanging around his neck. I guess he thinks that he can pick up more ladies if he wears his snake on his shoulder. He has a pretty big smile on his face for a guy who is about to doubled wrapped. He said that one time it did wrap around him enough to make him pass out. He said it happened while he was in the middle of a dick measuring contest. He claims he was flexing his neck and the snake took it the wrong, wrapped around his neck, and he woke up later on the floor. Now, I don't know how many dick measuring contest that I plan to find myself in, but I know now not to do so while wearing a snake as a necklace.



Now take a look again at that picture above. Doesn't this van look like something that a guy like that would drive? Well, it should because it is.

WTF? : Reader Submission

A little bit of underwear fail at the firework show. Thanks, dedicated reader.