Scooby Dooby Doo Where Are You: Reader Submission

I've heard about this guy, but have yet to see him around town. Luckily, an avid reader found this picture on a friends facebook and passed it along.The people in this city are cracking me up.

Epic Fail: Reader Submission

As if we didn't already know?

An avid read sent me this picture while they were shopping at Wal-Mart. You would think that a sign like this wouldn't be necessary, being that most people purchase Bud Light because it is an alcoholic beverage. But apparently, not enough people have figured that out in Utah to a point that seems to be a need for a sign that basically states the obvious.

Most people in Utah are extremely ignorant. Perhaps, if they tried shopping on all seven days of the week, instead of closing on Sundays, they would have a chance to educate themselves on the culture that lives around them.

Epic Fail: Mayor of Comma Town Returns - Reader Submission

Thanks to a reader submission the Mayor of Comma-town returns! This job must be exhausting. I've yet to see this guy ever awake and actually working. I feel sorry for the last place he worked at before this. I bet he walked around like a zombie, hardly ever helped a customer, and got assed out every time they made him actually do something productive like climbing a ladder.



Got help his new job if they give him a raise. It's productiveness like this that led to the downfall of the economy.

Noobs of Ogden: Reader Submission

Check out these retards right here. I guess in Utah there isn't much to do on a Friday night. So, these dork sit around making asses of themselves. The thought of going out and finding chicks never occurs to idiots like these. But sitting upside down and drinking bottles of water and Root Beer sounds like a f***ing plan!

At least they're outside I guess. Probably for the first time in the last month. Their mom, and I'm sure they still live at their mom's house, must have finally kicked them off the X-box and this is their first time even standing next to a trampoline (let alone hanging upside down from one).

The only thing stopping me from trying to track these retards down and removing them from our population is that every 1/10 times I watch the videos below - I gut laugh out loud.





They must be brothers.

Epic Fail: Comma-town - Reader Submission

Check out this noob right here. Bruce Wayne here has a hard time staying awake during his day job. I guess it is a little to rough for him around the office, and he needed to take a break after being assed out from working so hard. Hope he doesn't hurt himself and remembers to follow the OSHA safety regulations.

Actually, I think I recognize this guy! In fact I do, he's the mayor of Comma-town.


Hopefully, genius here will wake up before his employers have a chance to fire him. And can ask a question, why is there a large bottle of hand lotion on your desk?

Someone has to much free time with their hands.

Wrath of the Rooster: Reader Submission

I got this email from some avid readers containing some interesting footage of the Rooster and an even better story to go with it. Apparently, these readers were heading down Pioneer Rd in Plain City, and ahead of them in the distance was The Rooster riding along on his bike. So, the readers tried taking various photos of the Rooster while passing him by. I guess the first pass didn't work out so well, so they flipped a bitch and came back to shoot another picture. Below is the picture they got.

It's about as epic a photo of Rooster as you can get. Notice the gym shorts, the cowboy boots, and the Utah Jazz jersey, along with his cowboy hat. This is why we love the Rooster. But as you can see from the picture there was a pretty big flash coming from the camera when the picture was taken. I suspect that the Rooster had to have seen the flash going off.

The story doesn't end there. The readers weren't just satisfied with one quick pass and a picture, so according to them, the made around three more passes. One of which was a video. The Rooster goes by pretty quick so the video isn't that long. But it's nice to know that The Rooster has a fan base.

This was another picture that the readers tried taking, but as you can see it is a little too far away.

The story continues the readers drove to the east end of Pioneer Road, right before the freeway, and stopped where the Chevron and Maverick gas stations are located. They stopped there to see if The Rooster was going to make a pit stop, and he did. The Rooster hoped off his bike and went inside the Chevron. The readers proceed to take a picture of his bike as it sat in the parking lot.

From this angle, you can see that The Rooster is also hauling a baby stroller filled with junk. How awesome is that? But I guess Rooster walked out of the gas station while they were taking the picture. The readers said that they turned around and started walking away down the street and that Rooster started following them. I assume Rooster caught on that some shit was going down, and he wasn't going to take it anymore. I guess I would be pissed too, if some little f**kers saw me and started harassing my ass as well.

But, Rooster is at Robert Patterson status now, so a little celebrity stalking is to be expected. Though I am sure that more women dream of Robert Patterson at night than they do Rooster. But I get calls and text from people all the time now saying that they've Rooster riding around town.

I guess Rooster gave up on following the readers after about half a block. I've heard Rooster talk about having a pistol and bullet shells in his pocket. These kids are luckily that The Rooster didn't finish them off.

We appreciate the readers efforts in capture The Rooster in pictures and video. But please be cautious when approaching The Rooster. He might be having a flash back of his days surrounded by the Vietcong.

WTF? : Reader Submission

A little bit of underwear fail at the firework show. Thanks, dedicated reader.

Mr. Tie Dye: Reader Submission

Check this out, not only is this guy turning heads for being 600 pounds over weight, but he's also sporting a giant tie dye shirt. Luckily, for us a dedicated reader was standing by to take a view pictures.

Crack Head Bob Sighting: Reader Submission

This picture was taken by a reader while driving down Wall Avenue in Ogden, UT. It is a little hard to see, but I can promise you that this Crack Head Bob. Well, I was driving the car and a friend took the picture with a phone. I promise it's Crack Head Bob, and not just Crack Head Bob, but Crack Head Bob panhandling on the side of Wall Ave.

Ed Gein - Another Reader Submission

One of our readers found this guy hanging out at Game Stop in Ogden, next to Hastings and Wal-mart. Apparently, he had a big goatee, combat boots, chains all on his front side, big hooded jacket, tight black jeans underneath, and the star of David on the back of his hooded jacket.

Now these items by themselves are innocent and nothing really to report about. But the context of what they mean when you combine these powers together means fuckin' weird. And luckily for the citizens of Ogden, UT, Ed Gein here lives just around the corner.

Rooster Sighting - Submitted by Reader

This picture was also sent in by an avid reader. I guess they were stop at a light and only had a short moment to bust a picture of the legend walking the streets. But we still appreciate the pictures.

I'm sure if we all have our phones set on the camera setting we, collectively, could create a pretty good portfolio of The Rooster. Like one of those year end People Magazines books.

Rooster Sighting - Content Submitted by Readers

Apparently people must be enjoying the site because this week have some great additions with content sent in by avid readers of our site!

This first set of pictures was sent to us from a reader who saw The Rooster hanging out behind the new Winco shopping center. It appears that Rooster is in the process of constructing some kind of structure. Possibly, remodeling his home. Thanks avid reader for the submission!

Reminds me of those pictures that you always see of Sasquatch. Is The Rooster real or not?