Mr. Poopy Pants Returns

Mr. Poopy Pants is back and damn does he smell bad. This guy is always half cracked out. Notice in the video below how quickly he jumps when someone enters the door behind him. He seems like a nice guy. But it's been an hour now and we're talking about bad it smells in here. It's like a mixture of BO and diesel fuel. This guy is going to become hazardous material if this continues on.

Lester the Molester Returns

Lester the Molester Returns. To be honest, this guy has come in a couple times before and I didn't recognize him with the beard and longer hair. I wish I had a better picture of him. The way he looks at the ladies in the office is so creepy. I've never seen eyes from another human being that actually looked like he was thinking about eating everyone in the office. And yes, I know, that's what she said.

I tried getting closer to this guy to take a few more pictures, but he had that look like he was wondering how often I put lotion on my skill so that later, when he is mauling my face with his teeth, he could make body suit out of me.

Don't remember Lester? Well, it's been a while but you can click here to see the original post.

The Spruce Goose Returns

Remember the Spruce Goose? Course you do. Apparently she made the local news while her house was nearly burning down next to the landfill.

The local news paper covered the story about a grass fire in the landfill. While watching the video I couldn't help but notice one of our good friends at People of Ogden.

Check out the video after the bump, and look closely around the :46 seconds mark and you'll see The Spruce Goose walking away from her burning house.

Wait? Spruce Goose lives next to the landfill? Yeah. That's right.

Click on the link here to view the video.

Crack Head Bob Returns

We've been getting a lot of traffic with the roaches of Ogden City and it has been hard to keep up. Last Friday, Crack Head Bob paid us a visit. We almost didn't recognize him with all his fancy clothes on. It must have been the same day that he need to get application papers signed so that his welfare check would continue to roll in.

Here Crack Head Bob is setting his cigarette down on the window seal so that he can come inside the building. You would think that he would take care of business inside first and then smoke the whole thing while walking home. But I guess you can only go so long between cigarette breaks and when you're hook, you're hooked.

Crack Head Bob gets a little hostile when he finds that his product wasn't worth as much as he thought it was. I am sure to a homeless guy a cracker is like a buffet meal, but in the real world these kind of things don't carry that much weight. Sorry, Bob if you don't have enough money for crack.

Lady Crack Rock Returns

Lady Crack Rock returns and this time she brought a few friends! We always love having repeat characters on this site and Lady Crack Rock has been kind enough to introduce us to a few new characters, just like a good movie sequel should. We'll get to them in a minute, but first, let us not forget our main protagonist. Lady Crack Rock.

In this first picture, you can see that smokin' crack was a little more important that making sure her dress wasn't caught in the door. Oh, and the handicap sticker is an added bonus.


Lady Crack Rock.

Remember those bitter beer face commercials? Well, so does she.

This is her Boyfriend, or son, or maybe both. Who the hell knows. But as you can guess this guy is a true number all on his own.

This is another wonderful addition to our website, Crack Head Bob. I guess he stops by pretty often and hopefully when can get some more coverage or him. Here is trying to borrow a crack pipe from Lady Crack Rock and her boyfriend/son.

Later, Crack Head Bob shows us his sportin' shopping cart. As comfortable as it seems I don't think the color matches his gyms shorts over his jeans look. He must still be morning over Michael Jackson death being that he only wears one glove at a time. The water heater isn't his but he wanted it to be and was hoping he could sell it away as his and collect money from some food (aka drugs). Before he took off I saw this guy pick up an old cigarette butt from the ground and lit it up like it was his own.

Well, the fun can't last forever. Lady Crack Rock walks away into the sunset with her pouch named Budweiser (literally, the dogs name is Budweiser). So, I wonder is the cats name Natural Ice?

Will Lady Crack Rock ever return? And what adventures will she bring with her next time?

Rooster Returns!

Rooster is back! Again, sporting his shopping cart, today he wears a new set of flowers and he also brought a song and dance. At various moments, when he wasn't combing out his beard, he sang his own rendition of Johnny Cash's "Satisfied Mind." Afterward he started a competition against a digital scale to see whether he could out guess the weight of water. The Rooster was defeated, but that didn't stop him from celebrating a victory. The next song remained the same. Long live the Rooster.