Check out this noob right here. Bruce Wayne here has a hard time staying awake during his day job. I guess it is a little to rough for him around the office, and he needed to take a break after being assed out from working so hard. Hope he doesn't hurt himself and remembers to follow the OSHA safety regulations.
Actually, I think I recognize this guy! In fact I do, he's the mayor of Comma-town.
Hopefully, genius here will wake up before his employers have a chance to fire him. And can ask a question, why is there a large bottle of hand lotion on your desk?
I got this email from some avid readers containing some interesting footage of the Rooster and an even better story to go with it. Apparently, these readers were heading down Pioneer Rd in Plain City, and ahead of them in the distance was The Rooster riding along on his bike. So, the readers tried taking various photos of the Rooster while passing him by. I guess the first pass didn't work out so well, so they flipped a bitch and came back to shoot another picture. Below is the picture they got.
It's about as epic a photo of Rooster as you can get. Notice the gym shorts, the cowboy boots, and the Utah Jazz jersey, along with his cowboy hat. This is why we love the Rooster. But as you can see from the picture there was a pretty big flash coming from the camera when the picture was taken. I suspect that the Rooster had to have seen the flash going off.
The story doesn't end there. The readers weren't just satisfied with one quick pass and a picture, so according to them, the made around three more passes. One of which was a video. The Rooster goes by pretty quick so the video isn't that long. But it's nice to know that The Rooster has a fan base.
This was another picture that the readers tried taking, but as you can see it is a little too far away.
The story continues the readers drove to the east end of Pioneer Road, right before the freeway, and stopped where the Chevron and Maverick gas stations are located. They stopped there to see if The Rooster was going to make a pit stop, and he did. The Rooster hoped off his bike and went inside the Chevron. The readers proceed to take a picture of his bike as it sat in the parking lot.
From this angle, you can see that The Rooster is also hauling a baby stroller filled with junk. How awesome is that? But I guess Rooster walked out of the gas station while they were taking the picture. The readers said that they turned around and started walking away down the street and that Rooster started following them. I assume Rooster caught on that some shit was going down, and he wasn't going to take it anymore. I guess I would be pissed too, if some little f**kers saw me and started harassing my ass as well.
But, Rooster is at Robert Patterson status now, so a little celebrity stalking is to be expected. Though I am sure that more women dream of Robert Patterson at night than they do Rooster. But I get calls and text from people all the time now saying that they've Rooster riding around town.
I guess Rooster gave up on following the readers after about half a block. I've heard Rooster talk about having a pistol and bullet shells in his pocket. These kids are luckily that The Rooster didn't finish them off.
We appreciate the readers efforts in capture The Rooster in pictures and video. But please be cautious when approaching The Rooster. He might be having a flash back of his days surrounded by the Vietcong.
The story continues the readers drove to the east end of Pioneer Road, right before the freeway, and stopped where the Chevron and Maverick gas stations are located. They stopped there to see if The Rooster was going to make a pit stop, and he did. The Rooster hoped off his bike and went inside the Chevron. The readers proceed to take a picture of his bike as it sat in the parking lot.
