Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Meet Mr. Poopy Pants

I'll be honest, I've seen this guy come in a couple times and haven't recorded him. Well, that luxury is over. I gave him a chance to never come back, and he left me no choice now. A girl in the office gave this guy his name, Mr. Poopy Pants. I haven't had the pleasure yet of getting close enough to smell him. But I hear that it is pretty bad; like a mixture of shit and diesel fuel. Some times the stench from this guy will linger around for about 20 minutes.



Usually, he's a little more cracked out than he demonstrates here. However, this video was taken at 9:00 AM. So, he hadn't had a chance to smash an 8 ball yet.





Epic Fail: Reader Submission

As if we didn't already know?


An avid read sent me this picture while they were shopping at Wal-Mart. You would think that a sign like this wouldn't be necessary, being that most people purchase Bud Light because it is an alcoholic beverage. But apparently, not enough people have figured that out in Utah to a point that seems to be a need for a sign that basically states the obvious.

Most people in Utah are extremely ignorant. Perhaps, if they tried shopping on all seven days of the week, instead of closing on Sundays, they would have a chance to educate themselves on the culture that lives around them.

Lester the Molester Returns

Lester the Molester Returns. To be honest, this guy has come in a couple times before and I didn't recognize him with the beard and longer hair. I wish I had a better picture of him. The way he looks at the ladies in the office is so creepy. I've never seen eyes from another human being that actually looked like he was thinking about eating everyone in the office. And yes, I know, that's what she said.

I tried getting closer to this guy to take a few more pictures, but he had that look like he was wondering how often I put lotion on my skill so that later, when he is mauling my face with his teeth, he could make body suit out of me.






Don't remember Lester? Well, it's been a while but you can click here to see the original post.