Lady Crack Rock Forever

Lady Crack Rock and boyfriend/son prove to be our most valuable customers. The stopped back in looking for a vehicle that can pass inspection and make multiple trips around town to sell crack with.

Murna, a.k.a. Lady Crack Rock, doesn't look to happy. Sorry, Murna. We don't sell drugs here but if you go out back you might be able to find a used pair of dentures for that mug.

I think that trunk is big enough to fit a few children in.

Damn, Murna. You're breaking the camera.

The Fly

The Monster Created By Atoms Gone Wild!

Another gem character from the streets of Ogden City, UT. Word around the campfire is that this guys is in full costume all year around.

From this angle it appears as though he is wearing two pairs of eye glasses. Well, that is because he is. Bad enough people say things about someone being four eyed, but here this guy has an extra pair.

Thus, the fly.