Monday, June 28, 2010

Day of the Rooster

Rooster arrived today, and he had a little surprise with him - a new puppy. He first called her Chicken, and that seemed fitting being that he is The Rooster. The puppy is all black with a white stripe going down it's chest. Rooster calls her White Lightning. Sounds like a hair band name.


The video isn't all that exciting because Rooster doesn't do much singing. However, the best part is the last five seconds when one of the female associates describe how foul Roosters feet smelled when he removed his shoe.

I like it better when Rooster comes in later in the day beside the morning time. He seems a little more liquored up in the afternoon.

Rooster did however, decide to plant himself in the corner and comb his hair out.

I took some pictures of him before he entered the building. He was literally separating bags of trash and removing aluminum cans from them. Like, he picked up some random trash bags from someones lawn and then started sorting it out.

Whatever it takes to get beer money, I guess.




Dawn of the Rooster

It's about time that we see some of our other characters. Where is Crack Head Bob, Lady Crack Head, Boyfriend/Son, Lester the Molester, or the Fly? Who knows. But one man we can also count on is The Rooster. He is always there to give us a daily does of entertainment. This time he came fully loaded and packed with song, which are now available as MP3's.

As I was speaking with Rooster, he told me that he could sell just about anything at anytime. He stated, "Hell, I could sell a petrified turd for five dollars if I ever found one."

I bet it makes for good beer money. Later I saw the Rooster digging into the dumpster just outside of the building. I snapped some photos of him dumpster diving, but those photos got lost as the camera I was using was a shared item amongts others.

At the end of the video, Rooster is holding an item that he pulled from the dumpster. He's pretty proud of his find.

Enjoy!



More Rooster MP3's:

Act Naturally - The Rooster.mp3

Before I Met You - The Rooster.mp3

Roses are Red and Violettes are Blue - The Rooster.mp3

Sweet Sweet Lord - The Rooster.mp3

Where the Roses Never Fade Extended Cut - The Rooster.mp3