Dawn of the Rooster

It's about time that we see some of our other characters. Where is Crack Head Bob, Lady Crack Head, Boyfriend/Son, Lester the Molester, or the Fly? Who knows. But one man we can also count on is The Rooster. He is always there to give us a daily does of entertainment. This time he came fully loaded and packed with song, which are now available as MP3's.

As I was speaking with Rooster, he told me that he could sell just about anything at anytime. He stated, "Hell, I could sell a petrified turd for five dollars if I ever found one."

I bet it makes for good beer money. Later I saw the Rooster digging into the dumpster just outside of the building. I snapped some photos of him dumpster diving, but those photos got lost as the camera I was using was a shared item amongts others.

At the end of the video, Rooster is holding an item that he pulled from the dumpster. He's pretty proud of his find.

Enjoy!



More Rooster MP3's:

Act Naturally - The Rooster.mp3

Before I Met You - The Rooster.mp3

Roses are Red and Violettes are Blue - The Rooster.mp3

Sweet Sweet Lord - The Rooster.mp3

Where the Roses Never Fade Extended Cut - The Rooster.mp3

Get Your Rooster MP3!

Rooster MP3's are now available for free. That's right free. It's good entertainment and all we ask is that you tell your friends. Here The Rooster singing gospel hits like Where the Roses Never Fade and Lord Build Me a Cabin in the Corner of Glory Land.

Lord Build Me a Cabin in the Corner of Glory Lane - The Rooster.mp3

Where the Roses Never Fade - The Rooster.mp3

The_Rooster_Sings_Again.mp3

The ring tones are on their way, pending a review from the hosting website. But after that they should be here. I bet even Rooster never thought his voice could be a ring tone. At the same time, does Rooster even know what a cell phone is?