Hair Fail: WTF

Damn! Look at that hairdo!

Epic Fail: Reader Submission

As if we didn't already know?

An avid read sent me this picture while they were shopping at Wal-Mart. You would think that a sign like this wouldn't be necessary, being that most people purchase Bud Light because it is an alcoholic beverage. But apparently, not enough people have figured that out in Utah to a point that seems to be a need for a sign that basically states the obvious.

Most people in Utah are extremely ignorant. Perhaps, if they tried shopping on all seven days of the week, instead of closing on Sundays, they would have a chance to educate themselves on the culture that lives around them.

Epic Fail: Mayor of Comma Town Returns - Reader Submission

Thanks to a reader submission the Mayor of Comma-town returns! This job must be exhausting. I've yet to see this guy ever awake and actually working. I feel sorry for the last place he worked at before this. I bet he walked around like a zombie, hardly ever helped a customer, and got assed out every time they made him actually do something productive like climbing a ladder.



Got help his new job if they give him a raise. It's productiveness like this that led to the downfall of the economy.

People of Ogden are Wonderful Drivers

Asking the Important Questions

Noobs of Ogden: Reader Submission

Check out these retards right here. I guess in Utah there isn't much to do on a Friday night. So, these dork sit around making asses of themselves. The thought of going out and finding chicks never occurs to idiots like these. But sitting upside down and drinking bottles of water and Root Beer sounds like a f***ing plan!

At least they're outside I guess. Probably for the first time in the last month. Their mom, and I'm sure they still live at their mom's house, must have finally kicked them off the X-box and this is their first time even standing next to a trampoline (let alone hanging upside down from one).

The only thing stopping me from trying to track these retards down and removing them from our population is that every 1/10 times I watch the videos below - I gut laugh out loud.





They must be brothers.

Jake the Snake

Check out Boy Genius here walking around with a snake hanging around his neck. I guess he thinks that he can pick up more ladies if he wears his snake on his shoulder. He has a pretty big smile on his face for a guy who is about to doubled wrapped. He said that one time it did wrap around him enough to make him pass out. He said it happened while he was in the middle of a dick measuring contest. He claims he was flexing his neck and the snake took it the wrong, wrapped around his neck, and he woke up later on the floor. Now, I don't know how many dick measuring contest that I plan to find myself in, but I know now not to do so while wearing a snake as a necklace.



Now take a look again at that picture above. Doesn't this van look like something that a guy like that would drive? Well, it should because it is.

Epic Fail: Comma-town - Reader Submission

Check out this noob right here. Bruce Wayne here has a hard time staying awake during his day job. I guess it is a little to rough for him around the office, and he needed to take a break after being assed out from working so hard. Hope he doesn't hurt himself and remembers to follow the OSHA safety regulations.

Actually, I think I recognize this guy! In fact I do, he's the mayor of Comma-town.


Hopefully, genius here will wake up before his employers have a chance to fire him. And can ask a question, why is there a large bottle of hand lotion on your desk?

Someone has to much free time with their hands.

Epic Fail of the Week