Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Land of The Rooster
He brought White Lightning in again today, and man, she's a little monster; Trying to chew everything in sight. But is still cute though.
The video I recorded isn't all that exciting for a 10 minute video. Hey, I'll be honest and say it isn't. But I have to record Rooster without making it look like I am filming him. Some days he sings and it makes for good video. But today, the Rooster was too tired to do much. He brought with him, what he believe is his record that he has ever brought in. Needless to say, he was a little assed out.
Monday, June 28, 2010
Day of the Rooster
The video isn't all that exciting because Rooster doesn't do much singing. However, the best part is the last five seconds when one of the female associates describe how foul Roosters feet smelled when he removed his shoe.
I like it better when Rooster comes in later in the day beside the morning time. He seems a little more liquored up in the afternoon.
Rooster did however, decide to plant himself in the corner and comb his hair out.
I took some pictures of him before he entered the building. He was literally separating bags of trash and removing aluminum cans from them. Like, he picked up some random trash bags from someones lawn and then started sorting it out.
Whatever it takes to get beer money, I guess.
Dawn of the Rooster
As I was speaking with Rooster, he told me that he could sell just about anything at anytime. He stated, "Hell, I could sell a petrified turd for five dollars if I ever found one."
I bet it makes for good beer money. Later I saw the Rooster digging into the dumpster just outside of the building. I snapped some photos of him dumpster diving, but those photos got lost as the camera I was using was a shared item amongts others.
At the end of the video, Rooster is holding an item that he pulled from the dumpster. He's pretty proud of his find.
Enjoy!
More Rooster MP3's:
Act Naturally - The Rooster.mp3
Before I Met You - The Rooster.mp3
Roses are Red and Violettes are Blue - The Rooster.mp3
Sweet Sweet Lord - The Rooster.mp3
Where the Roses Never Fade Extended Cut - The Rooster.mp3
Friday, June 18, 2010
Get Your Rooster MP3!
Lord Build Me a Cabin in the Corner of Glory Lane - The Rooster.mp3
Where the Roses Never Fade - The Rooster.mp3
The ring tones are on their way, pending a review from the hosting website. But after that they should be here. I bet even Rooster never thought his voice could be a ring tone. At the same time, does Rooster even know what a cell phone is?
Ed Gein - Another Reader Submission
Now these items by themselves are innocent and nothing really to report about. But the context of what they mean when you combine these powers together means fuckin' weird. And luckily for the citizens of Ogden, UT, Ed Gein here lives just around the corner.
Rooster Sighting - Submitted by Reader
I'm sure if we all have our phones set on the camera setting we, collectively, could create a pretty good portfolio of The Rooster. Like one of those year end People Magazines books.
Rooster Sighting - Content Submitted by Readers
This first set of pictures was sent to us from a reader who saw The Rooster hanging out behind the new Winco shopping center. It appears that Rooster is in the process of constructing some kind of structure. Possibly, remodeling his home. Thanks avid reader for the submission!
Reminds me of those pictures that you always see of Sasquatch. Is The Rooster real or not?
Monday, June 14, 2010
Night of the Rooster
Rooster had a few more supplies on his hand and was ready to redecorate his hat. Like a costumed hero in a sequel film, a new costume is dawned everytime we see him. We got some footage of the master at work on his craft. It's like filming a grizzly bear from afar. Trying to get close enough to observe but not too close because you don't want to scare him off.
You Call Him Doctor Jones Lady!
To be far to this guy, he's not the only guy to dress like this. I've seen adult kids like this before, who when they do manage to remove themselves from the depth of their mother's basement, walk around town wearing an Indiana Jones hat and leather jacket. It looks cool when Harrison Ford does it for a movie, but in really life, try to wear something that might actually get you laid.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
The Rooster Forever
So, People of Ogden is proud to present to you - The Rooster!
The deal is, is that Rooster brought by a shopping cart full of junk to send in. But while he walked away the forklift driving accidentally tipped over the cart and all of Roosters stuff went everywhere. Rooster wasn't too happy, he punched the fence behind him several times (epic fail on my part for not getting it on tape), and then proceeded to bitch at the driver. Rooster was able to get his stuff back into order, but according to him the chair in the background cost him $8,000. And supposedly he bought the shopping cart for $400. He also has stock in the new Winco that opened up down the street. He also, claims that he owns a home.
I'm starting to think he's fuckin' crazy.
Dancing Queens
Monday, June 7, 2010
Crack Head Bob Returns
Here Crack Head Bob is setting his cigarette down on the window seal so that he can come inside the building. You would think that he would take care of business inside first and then smoke the whole thing while walking home. But I guess you can only go so long between cigarette breaks and when you're hook, you're hooked.
Crack Head Bob gets a little hostile when he finds that his product wasn't worth as much as he thought it was. I am sure to a homeless guy a cracker is like a buffet meal, but in the real world these kind of things don't carry that much weight. Sorry, Bob if you don't have enough money for crack.
Lester the Molester
I fuck'in knew it. He is a child molester.
Friday, June 4, 2010
Lady Crack Rock Forever
Murna, a.k.a. Lady Crack Rock, doesn't look to happy. Sorry, Murna. We don't sell drugs here but if you go out back you might be able to find a used pair of dentures for that mug.