Is This Really The Rooster?

So, the video that I tried to get of The Rooster wasn't all that well done. So, for today all I have is pictures. But as I uploading these picture of Rooster, I noticed that they don't have the same flavor as the other pictures have. Like there is something missing. When looking at the pictures I realized, how normal Rooster almost looks today. No, decorative cowboy hat or dog chewed slippers. He looks normal (besides a giant beard). He wearing tennis shoes, basketball jersey, baseball hat, and basketball shorts that are level at a normal length.

Why does he call himself The Rooster? Unlike the other characters on this site, it is not a name that I gave him. He gave it to himself. Play the video and you'll see.

The Spruce Goose Returns

Remember the Spruce Goose? Course you do. Apparently she made the local news while her house was nearly burning down next to the landfill.

The local news paper covered the story about a grass fire in the landfill. While watching the video I couldn't help but notice one of our good friends at People of Ogden.

Check out the video after the bump, and look closely around the :46 seconds mark and you'll see The Spruce Goose walking away from her burning house.

Wait? Spruce Goose lives next to the landfill? Yeah. That's right.

Click on the link here to view the video.

Lady Crack Rock: The Sexy Beast

Lady Crack Rock finally returned and today she brought a very sexy treat - NO BRA! Nothing like a sexy saggy set of hooters without a bra to really cool your joystick down. I know chronic rapist who would take a pass on this grenade. I'm just not sure that the juice is worth the squeeze.






I was able to get a video of Boyfriend/son. The question I have, is does this guy really have to f*** Lady Crack Rock? Actually, after watching the video I wonder, does Lady Crack Rock really have to f*** this guy?



Now, this video is only a fragment of the conversation that was taking place. This guy isn't Rooster, where can practically build a WB studio in front of his face and Rooster would still have zero idea that I was filming him. Boyfriend/Son looks the paranoid type that would catch on really easy to a camera being in his face. So, I shot this video from about 50 feet away with about six other people in the room. I've cut the video in a manner that excludes the other people and even mutes a few sound bites that I captured.

Epic Fail: Comma-town - Reader Submission

Check out this noob right here. Bruce Wayne here has a hard time staying awake during his day job. I guess it is a little to rough for him around the office, and he needed to take a break after being assed out from working so hard. Hope he doesn't hurt himself and remembers to follow the OSHA safety regulations.

Actually, I think I recognize this guy! In fact I do, he's the mayor of Comma-town.


Hopefully, genius here will wake up before his employers have a chance to fire him. And can ask a question, why is there a large bottle of hand lotion on your desk?

Someone has to much free time with their hands.

Wrath of the Rooster: Reader Submission

I got this email from some avid readers containing some interesting footage of the Rooster and an even better story to go with it. Apparently, these readers were heading down Pioneer Rd in Plain City, and ahead of them in the distance was The Rooster riding along on his bike. So, the readers tried taking various photos of the Rooster while passing him by. I guess the first pass didn't work out so well, so they flipped a bitch and came back to shoot another picture. Below is the picture they got.

It's about as epic a photo of Rooster as you can get. Notice the gym shorts, the cowboy boots, and the Utah Jazz jersey, along with his cowboy hat. This is why we love the Rooster. But as you can see from the picture there was a pretty big flash coming from the camera when the picture was taken. I suspect that the Rooster had to have seen the flash going off.

The story doesn't end there. The readers weren't just satisfied with one quick pass and a picture, so according to them, the made around three more passes. One of which was a video. The Rooster goes by pretty quick so the video isn't that long. But it's nice to know that The Rooster has a fan base.

This was another picture that the readers tried taking, but as you can see it is a little too far away.

The story continues the readers drove to the east end of Pioneer Road, right before the freeway, and stopped where the Chevron and Maverick gas stations are located. They stopped there to see if The Rooster was going to make a pit stop, and he did. The Rooster hoped off his bike and went inside the Chevron. The readers proceed to take a picture of his bike as it sat in the parking lot.

From this angle, you can see that The Rooster is also hauling a baby stroller filled with junk. How awesome is that? But I guess Rooster walked out of the gas station while they were taking the picture. The readers said that they turned around and started walking away down the street and that Rooster started following them. I assume Rooster caught on that some shit was going down, and he wasn't going to take it anymore. I guess I would be pissed too, if some little f**kers saw me and started harassing my ass as well.

But, Rooster is at Robert Patterson status now, so a little celebrity stalking is to be expected. Though I am sure that more women dream of Robert Patterson at night than they do Rooster. But I get calls and text from people all the time now saying that they've Rooster riding around town.

I guess Rooster gave up on following the readers after about half a block. I've heard Rooster talk about having a pistol and bullet shells in his pocket. These kids are luckily that The Rooster didn't finish them off.

We appreciate the readers efforts in capture The Rooster in pictures and video. But please be cautious when approaching The Rooster. He might be having a flash back of his days surrounded by the Vietcong.

Mortal Kombat!

Raiden here forgot to put his costume away before he left the house. I guess he felt safer with it on, just in case he passes Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade on the way to the comic store.

Another Rooster Sighting

I'm trying to decide whether Rooster stole a baby or not. It could be that he is hauling around White Lighting in there. It doesn't look like it is his bike and carage. I guess he didn't have time to stop in today, he only rode by, but maybe next time.

WTF? : Reader Submission

A little bit of underwear fail at the firework show. Thanks, dedicated reader.

Mr. Tie Dye: Reader Submission

Check this out, not only is this guy turning heads for being 600 pounds over weight, but he's also sporting a giant tie dye shirt. Luckily, for us a dedicated reader was standing by to take a view pictures.

Fire Water Burn

I'm on my way out to the store the other day, and traffic was little more slow than normal. Turns out there is a burning VW Van to the side of the road. I've live in Florida for five years and never saw free shit like this. Next to seeing Ogden burn to the ground, this is almost the next best thing.

Not sure how it all started, at first it was just the back part of the van was on fire. But after about 10 minutes, when the fire fighters failed to show up, the rest of the van was up in flames. I waited eagerly for some kind of explosion to happen, but none prevailed. I didn't even get a chance to see the burnt crisp bodies of the hippies that started all this excitement. But I guess they fled the scene after there crack bong maulfunctioned and started the van of fire.

Blue Waffle - Breakfast in Utah.

A little public service message for everyone: Leave this alone. Seriously, she really is a crack head. And keep a good distance too. She has enough venereal deceases to wipe out all the dinosaurs on the island of Jurassic Park. It's bad enough that Stephen King is suing her vagina for stealing the story line from The Stand. More people survived the film Carriers than have walk away safely from this one.

I am being serious here. Last year, the surgeon general issued a warning that she was serving the worst tasting Blue Waffle in the western world.

So, I searched this girl on the YouTube and apparently we aren't the first person to post material about this girl. Like I said she gets around. Check out these video reactions.

And more.

Click here to see pictures of a Blue Waffle. However, you may want to put your sandwhich down first.

Richard Simmons

Richard Simmons biggest fan just walked out the door, and he lives right here in Utah. I have to be honest, compaired to this, guy I could have watched someone walk by in a Batman costumre and not have taken a picture. But when a gem like this one comes along, I have no choice in the matter. Check out the pics and then check out the video, and you tell me if I am wrong here.

Crack Head Bob Sighting: Reader Submission

This picture was taken by a reader while driving down Wall Avenue in Ogden, UT. It is a little hard to see, but I can promise you that this Crack Head Bob. Well, I was driving the car and a friend took the picture with a phone. I promise it's Crack Head Bob, and not just Crack Head Bob, but Crack Head Bob panhandling on the side of Wall Ave.

Land of The Rooster

The Rooster arrived again, and this time he was shirtless. Wow, it was an epic treat to see all the battle wounds that he received while as a prisoner or war during the 1970's. Well, that is at least the story that I made up for him.

He brought White Lightning in again today, and man, she's a little monster; Trying to chew everything in sight. But is still cute though.

The video I recorded isn't all that exciting for a 10 minute video. Hey, I'll be honest and say it isn't. But I have to record Rooster without making it look like I am filming him. Some days he sings and it makes for good video. But today, the Rooster was too tired to do much. He brought with him, what he believe is his record that he has ever brought in. Needless to say, he was a little assed out.

Day of the Rooster

Rooster arrived today, and he had a little surprise with him - a new puppy. He first called her Chicken, and that seemed fitting being that he is The Rooster. The puppy is all black with a white stripe going down it's chest. Rooster calls her White Lightning. Sounds like a hair band name.


The video isn't all that exciting because Rooster doesn't do much singing. However, the best part is the last five seconds when one of the female associates describe how foul Roosters feet smelled when he removed his shoe.

I like it better when Rooster comes in later in the day beside the morning time. He seems a little more liquored up in the afternoon.

Rooster did however, decide to plant himself in the corner and comb his hair out.

I took some pictures of him before he entered the building. He was literally separating bags of trash and removing aluminum cans from them. Like, he picked up some random trash bags from someones lawn and then started sorting it out.

Whatever it takes to get beer money, I guess.

Dawn of the Rooster

It's about time that we see some of our other characters. Where is Crack Head Bob, Lady Crack Head, Boyfriend/Son, Lester the Molester, or the Fly? Who knows. But one man we can also count on is The Rooster. He is always there to give us a daily does of entertainment. This time he came fully loaded and packed with song, which are now available as MP3's.

As I was speaking with Rooster, he told me that he could sell just about anything at anytime. He stated, "Hell, I could sell a petrified turd for five dollars if I ever found one."

I bet it makes for good beer money. Later I saw the Rooster digging into the dumpster just outside of the building. I snapped some photos of him dumpster diving, but those photos got lost as the camera I was using was a shared item amongts others.

At the end of the video, Rooster is holding an item that he pulled from the dumpster. He's pretty proud of his find.

Enjoy!



More Rooster MP3's:

Act Naturally - The Rooster.mp3

Before I Met You - The Rooster.mp3

Roses are Red and Violettes are Blue - The Rooster.mp3

Sweet Sweet Lord - The Rooster.mp3

Where the Roses Never Fade Extended Cut - The Rooster.mp3

Get Your Rooster MP3!

Rooster MP3's are now available for free. That's right free. It's good entertainment and all we ask is that you tell your friends. Here The Rooster singing gospel hits like Where the Roses Never Fade and Lord Build Me a Cabin in the Corner of Glory Land.

Lord Build Me a Cabin in the Corner of Glory Lane - The Rooster.mp3

Where the Roses Never Fade - The Rooster.mp3

The_Rooster_Sings_Again.mp3

The ring tones are on their way, pending a review from the hosting website. But after that they should be here. I bet even Rooster never thought his voice could be a ring tone. At the same time, does Rooster even know what a cell phone is?

Ed Gein - Another Reader Submission

One of our readers found this guy hanging out at Game Stop in Ogden, next to Hastings and Wal-mart. Apparently, he had a big goatee, combat boots, chains all on his front side, big hooded jacket, tight black jeans underneath, and the star of David on the back of his hooded jacket.

Now these items by themselves are innocent and nothing really to report about. But the context of what they mean when you combine these powers together means fuckin' weird. And luckily for the citizens of Ogden, UT, Ed Gein here lives just around the corner.

Rooster Sighting - Submitted by Reader

This picture was also sent in by an avid reader. I guess they were stop at a light and only had a short moment to bust a picture of the legend walking the streets. But we still appreciate the pictures.

I'm sure if we all have our phones set on the camera setting we, collectively, could create a pretty good portfolio of The Rooster. Like one of those year end People Magazines books.

Rooster Sighting - Content Submitted by Readers

Apparently people must be enjoying the site because this week have some great additions with content sent in by avid readers of our site!

This first set of pictures was sent to us from a reader who saw The Rooster hanging out behind the new Winco shopping center. It appears that Rooster is in the process of constructing some kind of structure. Possibly, remodeling his home. Thanks avid reader for the submission!

Reminds me of those pictures that you always see of Sasquatch. Is The Rooster real or not?