Crack Kills!

Today's lesson comes from D.A.R.E. and the message is, "Crack Kills."

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Rooster Returns!

Rooster is back! Again, sporting his shopping cart, today he wears a new set of flowers and he also brought a song and dance. At various moments, when he wasn't combing out his beard, he sang his own rendition of Johnny Cash's "Satisfied Mind." Afterward he started a competition against a digital scale to see whether he could out guess the weight of water. The Rooster was defeated, but that didn't stop him from celebrating a victory. The next song remained the same. Long live the Rooster.

Epic Fail of the Week

Rooster!

Apparently, this guy stops by fairly often and will become a regular on the site. Supposedly he drives a Corvette, but today he was sporting a shopping cart. He also sings!

Our First Canidate: This one is a keeper!

This one didn't have teeth, but she does have an awesome pair of socks and a styling bow in her hair. Not sure what she is digging for in that bag. Maybe a crack rock.